Favorite Quotes

My favorite quotes from Emerson lately:
11/25/11
"My cereal is all foggy." (soggy)

12/3/11
"Mrs. Santa will turn me into a good boy."

12/19/11
"You know what poop is called?  Sore wet."  (I guess because it hurts to be wiped?)
"You know what Pooh Bear's name is?  Pooh Bear Benjamin Christensen."

12/26/11
While gazing at the crescent moon
"Mom, why is the sky smiling?"

12/27/11
Trying to hang a stocking
"My muscles are not high enough to do that!"

1/7/11
"Mom, Sammi is such a little sweetie pie, isn't she?"

1/15/12
"You go to time out, Little Missy!" (to Sammi)